Today is open lines and open topic!  Anything is up for grabs and I have a few things on my plate:

Obama eats shaved ice from Hawaii as he demands that he get a raise to the debt ceiling, so he can spend and tax more!  http://washington.cbslocal.com/2013/01/05/obama-urges-action-on-debt-ceiling-during-vacation/

New jobs numbers in and…well, I thought Obama was FOR women and blacks…http://cnsnews.com/news/article/unemployment-rises-women-african-americans-december

Maxine Waters is looking for more revenue as well – you’ll love this socialist’s soundbite!

Alan Grayson is back! Oh joy! He spoke with the good Rev. Al and claimed that the GOP is commting legislative terrorism…I sure missed this guy, didn’t you?

Ex-burglers love the new gun owner maps!  http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/01/04/ex-burglars-say-newspapers-gun-map-wouldve-made-job-easier-safer/

I wrote a little diddy in honor of Hugo Chavez who is about to meet the Reaper!

Large earthquake hits near Alaska!  http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/05/16363797-large-earthquake-strikes-off-alaska-coast-prompting-tsunami-warnings

In honor of Mary, penile exorcism  http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/a_case_of_penile_exorcism/

Bibi losing support ahead of elections – GULP!  http://holgerawakens.blogspot.com/2013/01/is-netanyahus-re-election-in-jeopardy.html

Good news! It’s okay to flip off cops!  http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/04/16348364-court-flipping-the-bird-at-a-cop-doesnt-warrant-arrest?lite

Eco friendly bulbs cause cancer!  http://michellemalkin.com/2013/01/05/study-eco-friendly-bulbs-could-cause-skin-cancer-hey-nobody-said-saving-the-planet-would-be-easy/

Shake that tail feather  http://www.livescience.com/25948-dinosaurs-feathered-tails-shake.html

Big Bird helps in studying the brain http://www.livescience.com/25978-big-bird-brain-development.html And in other news, Elmo is teaching sex education…is he groping…ewwwwww!